Today I laughed outloud

I think I have written before about the stuff that comes across my desk. Today I laughed out loud. The report read as follows: Officers responded to an anonymous complaint of a person on the bus stop bench. Dispacth advised that the person may be be dead. The defendant had numerous layers of clothing on, a wig, a ski cap and gloves on. He was sleeping on the bus stop bench. Something just came over me when I read that. Oh I forgot to tell you he had a bottle of Thunderbird and it was May.....